Dear Ben,

For future purposes, I added a search thing for our blog. So now we can really see who’s right! I know, I’m a total dork. But that’s okay. And don’t worry, I don’t think you’re a dunce nor an idiot.

;]

SPOILER.

Ben, you’ve got me on a weird thinking train thought. Like, if one day I went crazy. Who would take care of me? Would I forget everything? Would I act even crazier than I do now, or become an introvert? I wonder if I will still be friends with you like, a whole bunch of years down the line. I wonder where I’ll be living, what I’ll be doing, if I’m married, all of these things. Don’t you ever wonder that? Life is a strange thing. I always wonder what is going to happen when I die, what am I living for, why I am even living. Not in the suicidal way, of course, but just in the wonderous, curious way.

Also because I’m a horrible person, I found a pun in your fact:

3% of Americans suffer from mental retardation. That’s at least 9 million mentally ill people in America. Which is insane.

Get it? Insane? They went insane? Okay, enoiugh of me being stupid. Although about what you were going to continue writing on… I don’t think the families are tormented. I’m sure some are, but I personally don’t think many are. I would go more into it, but I can’t think seriously today. Funny thing about your joke though: I was going to tell my friend Josh the joke, and he had already heard it! He then told me this joke:

Q: What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?
A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

HE THOUGHT OF IT, NOT ME! So like, don’t go hate me now. Although right now I’m laughing so hard at all the things you tagged your post as. It got me curious to what people searched to find our blog, and here are the things people have ever used to find our blog:

letters from across the pond **	4
letters	2
“you re awful i love you”	2
can’t start to write my second letter ha	2
lfatp **	2
daniel radcliffe	2
“new young pony club” “ice cream”	1
a quote with only 24 letter saying	1
five.tv/win	1
letter dear ben **	1
tweak by nick sheff	1
letters for persons that i dont like the	1
letters across the pond **	1
lactulose	1
“across the pond” quotes *	1
giglet my-ex la	1
carla crush	1
emma watson	1
letter from my ex wife saying that she i	1
“emma watson”	1
amy winehouse	1
carla	1
who said “i’ve been rapping for about se	1
panic at the disco	1
“film” + “twilight”	1
first time threesome podcast	1
letters from across the pond wordpress **	1

now let’s look at some things there are. I put two stars (**) by the things I believe were people who were directly searching for us. Some of the terms are really quite interesting though. Like “letter from my ex wife saying…” and the new pony club one. Hahaha.

What did you have a rehearsal for? And I love being barefoot. It’s actually good for me to be barefoot, because it helps my collapsed arches or something. I dunno, I just remember the doctor telling me to be barefoot in my house, which is noooo problem. I remember the first time I went barefoot outside was when I was about… 4, and I was like, “I feel so cool!” Literally 10 steps outside, I ended up stepping on a bee that stunk my baby toe. I didn’t go barefoot outside again for at least another year. Hahaha.

Ben, don’t you ever feel that you were more active as a child? I do. I feel like, little things were easier to have fun. You didn’t have to think so much, and you were almost never bored. I remember being little, that I was always outside. Every single day, every single hour, just outside in the backyard or at the park, having fun. I invented games, I played with the trees, and bugs didn’t gross me out. But now it’s all backwards, and I’m not sure why. Granted, I love going outside during the summer, but I always feel like I’m busy. Stupid, huh.

Today’s letter will also be short. I had soccer practice today in the lovely warm weather, and I’m awefully sweaty and smelly right now and not feeling my best. Tomorrow I’m going to a swing dance, so I should have fun stuff to write about that.

YOUR CHALLENGE: Write your own (they can be silly) lyrics to the tune, Old MacDonald had a farm. If you don’t know the tune, then do Yankee Doodle. If you don’t know that tune, then do a tune to a Britney Spears song.

Much love,
Your friend who hates her soccer pictures because they make her look fat, flat, and double-boobed,
Carla

P.S. Just for fun, I’m going to add lots of tags. Some may be relevant to this post. Some may not.

P.P.S. Comeback of the day is:
Mean Person: “You can only do blahblahblah… … when pigs fly.”
Person with great comeback: “Oh, I didn’t know you could fly!”

P.P.P.S. She woke up to the sound of a screeching alarm clock, along with Genevieve jumping up and down on her bed saying, “Wake up, wake up! It’s time for school!” She moaned and turned over, causing Genevieve to have to change her attack method. When feeling a soft repeated pressure on her legs, she saw Genevieve punching them with what strength she had, trying to use this tactic to wake her up. This little girl was so happy, dressed in a little pink plaid dress with ruffles at the bottom and mismatching socks. Carla groaned and checked her watch, 5:30 in the morning, and this little girl is already this energetic. She moaned and threw her pillow at her energetic sister.

“Stop it!” Genny cried, “Mom said to get up because she has a surprise for you in the kitchen!”

P.P.P.P.S. Note to self: Don’t write in full screen mode because it makes write more.

P.P.P.P.P.S. My english class is doing an in-school play that we wrote and I really want the main role Susie, so please send me good luck wishes (even though a day has passed when you’ll have read this) because I’m not sure if I’ll get it because maybe I’m not good, (but i’d like to think I am), and the co-director is Alli, and if you don’t remember she is one of those girls that does not like me that much. Also I’m up against Foley (sides with Alli) and Carley (sides with Alli) for this so I hope the Director Michelle (so sweet) will be nice and let the best woman win.

Which I hope is me.

So send me late goodluck wishes, oaky?

please?

thanks.