N.B: In blue are words coined by Ben, in hot pink are words coined by Carla. Words in black are words that are universally used or actually exist in modern English.

All words are in alphabetical order.

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

A

afjhgjhfggds: no pronounciation. exclamation. – A word only used in text. It is done by smashing your fingers onto the keys and just displaying fright, or anger or any emotion. There are many variations of this word e.g djsjkhasjdkha, Carla! I’m about to be raped! alkjdhaskjdh!

B

badova: n. ba-doe-vah [-jay jay] – To describe a book that has been made into a bad movie or film.
Poor Cornelia Funke, her book got turned into a badova!

bilchous: adj. bill-cha-us – describing one who is jealous and bitchy, while being rude to everyone around them. No one likes a bilchous person, except for the such-said person, and their close minions companions. i.e. Alli was acting like such a bilchous girl, I wanted to slap her silly.

borey: n. bor-ee – An amalgamation of bore and story. It describes the tales that an adult will tell when they are trying to be interesting but ends up being an incredible yawnfest. e.g “Dad,” said Ben, “that thing about the basketball player chef is such a borey.”

C

chaw: n. chàu – An irritating task given by someone that interrupts your peace and quiet. e.g Mum! Stop giving me fucking chaws! I just want to sit down and read.

cimanone: adj. sim-ah-none [take of cinima + none] – ¹One who is uneducated in movies. ²One who has seen very few movies and knows none of the classics.
Carla is so cimanone that she doesn’t even know what the Matrix is!

craptop: n. krap-topp, vulgar. - Describes a piece of technology that is very outdated and laughable in size, speed or programming. e.g Anna, put away your phone! That craptop is embarrassing!

crocker: n. adj. kroh-kerr – ¹A word to describe someone who is overly defensive about something ²Someone who looks like a woman, but is actually a man. e.g: Did you see that crocker back there? He just got really crocker about his dog!

crutchburn: n., adj., masculine – meaning when ones crutches rub against ones arms, ribs, armpits, and/or hands causing it to make the skin raw and burn red. Also see rugburn.

D

diluccious: adj. de-luck-shuss - ¹Something that looks delicious, but ends up tasting yucky. The outside is appealing, but the inside tastes like shit. ²Someone that seems nice, but really is horrible once you get to know them.
Ex.₁ That cookie is so diluccious! It looked good but now my mouth tastes like rat poison!
Ex.₂ She is such a diluccious person; nice to everyone else except those who know her.

E

F

flabulous: adj. – A word describing a woman who is comfortable with her own body and recognises her beauty. e.g Did you see Beth Ditto last night? She is flabulous!

flomo: n. vulgar, flow-mow - Vulgar slang – stands for “flaming homo”. Used to describe a male who is a little too feminine. It can be used to describe an overly camp homosexual.

frenemy: n. fren-ah-me – ¹One who pretends to be a friend, when really they are an enemy. ²One who is a friend, but back stabs enough to be an enemy.

frick(ing): abstract n. frik, adj. exclamation- An exclamation of annoyance to replace an explicit word. The stem “ing” can be added if the word is coupled with another term of annoyance. e.g. Frick! I keep dropping these plates! Fricking hell! I did it again.

funnoying: adj. fun-noy-ing – One who thinks they are hilarious, but are extremely annoying instead. e.g. Carla is such a funnoying girl; she thought the “How did the chicken cross the road” joke would be funny!

G

H

hebbles: n. hehb-bules – Something completely ratty, or another word for hell. e.g. This place the hebbles!

heckoopah: n. heck-coo[-l]-pahh – An exclamation one shouts when throughly alarmed or shocked. e.g. Heckoopah! Larry where are your legs?!

I

ideanative: adj. eye-dee-ahh-nahh-tihve – One who thinks of many original ideas, and can think of as many ideas as a goose can poop. e.g. Ben is so ideanative, he thought of this great way for me to find songs!

J

jujumafu: n. j(you minus y) -joo-mah-foo – A word to randomly place in sentences to describe anything or an exclamatory statement. e.g. Jujamafu! I forgot my jujumafooking homework!

K

kudos: n. s or pl. – a way of praising someone for a certain achievement. The word is mainly verbal and can be used if the desired result is to be patronising. e.g. “Kudos on the cool jeans, Jimmy!” said Emily.

L

lumpuous: adj. lump-you-us – ¹Something that flares out a lot, causing one to look lumpy or very curvaceous. ²Something that appears in clumps. i.e. Natalie exclaimed to Carla, “Omgsh, our soccer shorts are so lumpuous! It makes me look like my butt is going to take over Jupiter!”

M

N

nonchatr: n. non-chat-err – One who absolutely cannot write chat speak or net speak, and finds it hard to write in speak like “bcuz” “rite” “tmr” “2″ and such.
Carla exclaimed, “I’m not afraid to admit it, I’m such a nonchatr because I can type so dang fast!”

O

P

philoslopical: adj, fil-oh-slop-ih-kal – A word to describe someone who spurts neo-philosophical rubbish all the time. e.g – Ben quoted the bible to me as a rhetorical question today, he is so philoslopical.

pignorant: adj. pie-gnow-rant - ¹A word to describe one who has never heard of pi day. ²A non-appreciator of maths.

Q

R

S

suck’tup: verb. imperative. suk-ít-up – Said at a rapid pace when someone is whining about something petty. It is often used to offend the other person, by holding it over their heads that they are complaining too much and the word bitch often proceeds it. e.g Oh Krissy, quit whining about your weight! Suck’tup, bitch!

squaresy: adj. skware-zee - An adjective to describe the feeling of having spent an entire day looking at a screen or focusing your eyes too hard. e.g I’ve been painting and typing all day today, I feel kinda squaresy.

T

tiblubgibby – adj. tihb-blub-jib-be – When one runs on very little sleep and blabbers about absolute gibberish. e.g. Carla came up to me today and went tiblubgibby on my ass.

U

V

W

weemo – n. we-moe – ¹One that pretends to be emo, but really isn’t. ²Wannabe emo.
“Gosh, Tabby is so weemo that it’s annoying! Wearing black nail polish doesn’t make you emo!”

X

xaweqiyovuk: n. ex-ah-we-kwi-yo-vurk – A word used by those who feel sorry for the lesser used letters of the alphabet. It can mean relatively anything, except carrot, and is commonly used when trying to fill up dictionary space e.g. My xaweqiyovuk is playing up again

Y

yawnfest: n. yaun-fest – A word to describe something incredibly boring or a waste of time. e.g The party was a total yawnfest – the music was too quiet, and the girls were all ugly.

Z